🎮 **Butchers Don’t Surf!** is what happens when you mix two things that should never be combined: **over-the-top physics** and **heavy graphics**. What could possibly go wrong? Spoiler: everything.

🧨 This game is pure chaos in game form. If your PC isn’t that great — or if you hate weird collisions and objects flying around with no logic — run. This will be your digital nightmare.

💀 As the developer, I admit it: I made mistakes. Big ones. But I also had a blast putting this monstrosity together and (sort of) making it playable. If you’re looking for a perfect example of what **not** to do in a game… you’ve found it.

💻 Now, if nothing weird happens while you play, congratulations — your PC is a beast. Be proud of that machine.

Enjoy the ride — or suffer in style.